I remember those silly little art projects we made for mom when we were kids? You know, those poorly crafted paper flowers. Or maybe a class drawing assignment with “Happy Mother’s Day” on it.
Now, don’t get me wrong. Moms will definitely love every handmade gift from their little ones. But as a grown-up, don’t you wanna surprise your mom in a slightly inappropriate way?
On top of a thoughtful gift, these 31 hilarious Mother’s Day cards will put a smile (or a laugh) on mommy’s face. Warning: some of these Mother’s Day cards might get yourself a pan in the face. So get in your brace position before mom launches her attack:)
31 Funny Mother's Day cards that might be slightly inappropriate
"Thank you for not selling me to the circus"
A Mother's Day card for when mom's speculating
"Thanks for not doing it with Dad"
An appreciate card for mom
When you got it from mama.
A card that shows the radical difference between mom and dad
A funny Mother's Day card that is so sad but true
A card that you should probably give Mom when Dad's not around
A card to make Mother's Day great again
A card that both Mom and Dad can relate to
A card that reminds Mom what she has given up for raising you
Hmm…Probably not a good idea.
"Thanks for not aborting me"
Greatest mom in the "hole" wide world
A sarcastic Mother's Day quote card
An inappropriate and mean card to give Mom when there's just the two of you
Or you can write a warning on the envelop that says: DO NOT OPEN AT DINNER.
"Sorry you had to raise my aweful brother"
Someone has to be the favorite kid, right?
A card if you are looking for the answer
Dad would do it.
A funny comic that is basically #MomLife
A card that should be served with a glass of wine
A crappy drawing card for the broke millennial
A funny Mother's Day card that stinks
An honest review of a thing call "Mom"
A card for mom if you've never seen her wearing a bikini
"Dad has the best advice"
Not sure if this is card should belong to Mother’s Day. But why not if you are trying to be completely honest and are ready to go on 3 days without food?
Bedtime is every mother's happy hour
A sip or two before bed is not for a good sleep. It’s for fun.
When your mom totally rocks
And call herself the “Queen Bey” all the time.
Everyone wishes you were their mom
“And thanks for not giving a sh*t anyone but me.”
"You are the breast!"
A Mother's Day card that will bring back Mom's worst nightmare
A cute pun card that shows your appreciation for mom
A cute card of those sweet mother-daughter moments
Ok that’s a wrap. My palms are sweating when scrolling down these funny cards. Hope you survive Mother’s Day:)